Wordy Birdy.

And bloggier than ever! In fact, I am SO bloggy right now I am making up adjectives to describe my blogginess!

I'm blogger-rific!

I'm blogtastic!

I'm bloggermanical!

I'm bloggerphilial!

I'm bored!


Yup, I am bored. Summer has just started, but I've had surgery on my foot(for reasons I will not delve into), I can't move anywhere efficently. So I am stuck here until it heals. So I am posting now. All it took was a foot. (If this post gets out of control, blame the vicodin)

With life taking a new "non-busy" kind of style, I suppose I should get back to my bloggermanical roots. I am not going to apologize for not posting frequently. That's not my style. Instead, I am going to dazzle you with my witty and flamboyant writing style! Dazzle! Sparkle! Jazz hands!

While you are dazzled, I am going to pick a clever topic to write about today. Just let me reach into my nifty Bag of Topicals...

(Esther reaches into her bag of tricks..)

Bingo! Today's topic is "Words". And what a good topic to be talking about folks. I mean seriously, who doesn't like words?

(Some idiot raises his hand)

Except that guy. He doesn't count.

IDIOT: Aw..

Anyway, I have always loved words. My family loves them too. We love words so much that we even make some up and use them almost as often as real words. Some people get a little confused when we use our new words, and then think we are insane. Sometimes we borrow fake words from television shows, or mix real words together. Sometimes we just take real words and give them a new meaning. Either way, over the years our bizarre fake-word and odd phrases have built up into something I like to call the P. Family Dictionary. The PFD is a collection of every single unique word that has come to be in our family. I made it a couple years ago and I dare say it has expanded into something pretty large. And, being the kind folk that I am, I have decided to share my words with you. Any questions?

IDIOT: May I have a word?

Sure, which one?

IDIOT: I think this is stupid and a waste of internet space-

I didn't mean it like that, fool.

So here are some words just for you!


T H E P F D.

(I L I K E T O D O U B L E S P A C E B E C A U S E I T L O O K S C O O L.)


First word:


FADOODLE(Fah-doo-dul)VB.

The act of messing around without any purpose; screwing up; just being foolish.

ORIGIN: Esther used this word when she saw someone being dumb on Halo.

EXAMPLE: "Robert fadoodled when he left his teammate to die on the battlefield."


2nd word:

PIE( PUH-EYE)N.

Something that is super awesome, but also something you don't necessarily like.

ORIGIN: Unknown.

EXAMPLE: "I LIKE PIE!"


3rd word:

MEANER (Prounounced, MEEEN-ERR) N.

Somebody that is mean; a jerk.

ORIGIN: When Esther was too lazy to think of a decent comeback, she resorted to using this word.

EXAMPLE: "You ate my pie!?" "Yup. Are you going to say something clever in response?" "You're a meaner!" "Um, okay..."


4th word

FIDGE(correct spelling unknown) (FIH-DGE)

A word to replace other words such as "is" and "was". Usually used when fronted with a cuteness overload. The word "be" is often used after it.

ORIGIN: Some other awesome family.

EXAMPLE: "That guy fidge be a meaner!"


And there you have it! I am sure you are feeling privileged and happy right now.

IDIOT: Not really...

Wasn't talking to you.

Well, hope you enjoyed this as much as I have. Until next time.