The Game of the Century!

At gym today my friends and my family invented something. We were playing with a basketball and a football, not being able to decide which sport to play. People were running everywhere just trying to catch or avoid the balls that were flying towards their heads. Then it happened. Some genius threw the football into the basketball net! And then the new sport was invented. It was...it was...

BASKET-FOOT!

I swear, it's the sport of the century. All you need is a basketball, a football,a basketball net, and a few fun,(yet indecisive), people. Here is how you play basket-foot:

STEP 1: Pick up a basketball.

STEP 2: Throw the basketball at an unarmed person. Make sure they don't know you are throwing the ball at them. This is essential.

STEP 3: Wait for the person to get thwacked. When they are thwacked, turn around 180 degrees and catch the football that is inevitably being thrown at your back.

STEP 4: Throw the football at another person who doesn't know they are playing catch with you. Then catch the basketball that is being thrown in response at your back.

STEP 5: Repeat until somebody breaks out of the cycle and manages to get a ball into the net.

The more people you have throwing balls at each other, the more fun the game gets! Remember to throw the football in the net every time you catch it to get as many goals as possible. And don't forget, violence is fun!
If you haven't guessed already, this game was invented by people who didn't know if they were catching a football or a basketball. So basically they were running around trying to catch everything that was thrown at them. I think this is the game of the century because the rules are so flexible. I mean, if you don't want to get thwacked with a football, you can always get thwacked with a basketball! The world is full of possibilities, is it not? I'm sure the jocks of the world are crying with appreciation right now. Well, until next time folks.